The Two Towers Song - Martin Pearson

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The Two Towers Song - Roger Miller, lyrics by Martin Pearson
8 parts, (2:32)



Lyrics
Nazgul, Nazgul, Nazgul, Nazgul,
Nazgul, Nazgul, Nazgul, Nazgul,
Nazgul, Nazgul, Nazgul, Nazgul,
Nazgul, Naz-gul


I live in Barad-Dur where I breed orcs for the coming war
Of all the goblins I can use, I don't pay no union dues
Uh-huh-huh
I made rings for the Dwarf and the Elf,
Nine for Humans and one for myself
I’m a Maia who’s mean, by all means
Lord of the Rings.

Ash nazg dubartuluk,
Ash nazg gimbatul
Ash nazg thrakartaluk
Agh burzum-ishi krimpatul
Uh-huh-huh
One ring, well you know that it's true
Look out - Sauron's got his eye on you
I’m a Maia who’s mean, by all means,
Lord of the Rings

Nazgul, Nazgul, Nazgul, Nazgul,
Nazgul, Nazgul, Nazgul, Nazgul,
Nazgul, Nazgul, Nazgul, Nazgul,
Nazgul, Naz-gul.

(The camera flies west, up Orthanc. And there, on the veranda, in his multi-coloured underpants: Saruman of Many Colours.)

I live in Isengard
Saruman's my calling card
I stared into my ball too hard
Now I've dug up my own backyard
Oh-we-ell
I work for big red eye,
Say hi to my Uruk-Hai
They caught Hobbit, and you know what that means:
I'll be Lord of the Rings.

I thought nothing could break my fence,
But I'm doomed to get fifty Ents
Now I've no home, no food, no sense
I ain’t got no minorettes
Uh-huh-huh
Ents set my house on fire
So I'll head north and I'll scour The Shire
Saruman of means, by no means
Lord of the Rings

Saruman of means, by no means
Lord of the Rings.

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