The Legolas And Gimli Song - Martin Pearson
Dec 15, 2019 15:47:48 GMT 10
Post by Lasswen on Dec 15, 2019 15:47:48 GMT 10
The Legolas And Gimli Song - music by Irving Berlin, lyrics by Martin Pearson
9 parts, (2:11)
Positioning- at least clarinet and horn in front
Lyrics (put % in front of the lines for the character you're not singing)
%Legolas:
Anything you can do I can do better
I can do anything better than you
%Gimli:
No you can't!
%Legolas:
Yes I can!
%Gimli:
No you can't!
%Legolas:
Yes I can!
%Gimli:
No you can't!
%Legolas:
Yes I can, Yes I can!
%Legolas:
Any Orc you can kill I can kill quicker,
With my pig sticker I'm slicker than you.
%Gimli:
No you're not!
%Legolas:
Yes I am!
%Gimli:
No you're not!
%Legolas:
Yes I am!
%Gimli:
No you're not!
%Legolas:
Yes I am, Yes I am!
%Legolas:
I'm not scared of Strider, or a giant spider.
%Gimli:
I'm not scared of Uruks, Oliphants or Wargs.
I'm not scared, of anything!
%Legolas:
The Witch King of Angmar?
%Gimli:
Ach, he fights like my grandma.
%Gimli:
Anything you can do I can do better,
I can do anything better than you
%Legolas:
No you can't!
%Gimli:
Yes I can!
%Legolas:
No you can't!
%Gimli:
Yes I can!
%Legolas:
No you can't!
%Gimli:
Yes I can, Yes I can!
%Gimli:
Any blow you can throw I can go lower,
Below the belt it comes natural to me.
%Legolas:
Hip and Thigh?
%Gimli:
Way too high!
%Legolas:
You’re a nut...
%Gimli:
Bite your butt!
%Legolas:
No you can't!
%Gimli:
Yes I can, Yes I can!
%Gimli:
I can cut a troll up with a single wallop.
%Legolas:
I can kill an Orc with a knife and fork.
I'm much nicer than a dwarf.
%Gimli:
Can your mummy sew?
%Legolas:
Yeah, she crocheted me this bow. Ha!
%Legolas:
Any girl you can woo, I can woo...fonder
Sooner or later I'm blonder than you
%Gimli:
You're a dear!
%Legolas:
Yes I am!
%Gimli:
Pointy eared!
%Legolas:
Yes I am!
%Gimli:
Are you queer?
%Legolas:
Yes I am! Yes I...
...What was that third thing?
%Gimli:
Any hair you can grow I can grow triple
Kneecap to nipple, I'm hairier than you
%Legolas:
Oh, Yes you are!
%Gimli:
Yes I am!
%Legolas:
Have a trim!
%Gimli:
Grow a beard!
%Legolas:
Get a shave!
%Gimli:
Least I can, Least I can!
%Legolas:
I can shoot a sparrow, with a bow and arrow.
%Gimli:
I can make it splatter, and a good deal flatter.
I can beat up anything!
%Legolas:
Can you beat up Sauron?
%Gimli:
Ach, don't be a moron
%Both:
Anything you can do I can do better
I can do anything better than you
Yes I can!
Yes I can!
Yes I caaaaan!
[HASH]parody [HASH]LOTR
09_LegolasGimliSong.abc (18.89 KB)
9 parts, (2:11)
Positioning- at least clarinet and horn in front
Lyrics (put % in front of the lines for the character you're not singing)
%Legolas:
Anything you can do I can do better
I can do anything better than you
%Gimli:
No you can't!
%Legolas:
Yes I can!
%Gimli:
No you can't!
%Legolas:
Yes I can!
%Gimli:
No you can't!
%Legolas:
Yes I can, Yes I can!
%Legolas:
Any Orc you can kill I can kill quicker,
With my pig sticker I'm slicker than you.
%Gimli:
No you're not!
%Legolas:
Yes I am!
%Gimli:
No you're not!
%Legolas:
Yes I am!
%Gimli:
No you're not!
%Legolas:
Yes I am, Yes I am!
%Legolas:
I'm not scared of Strider, or a giant spider.
%Gimli:
I'm not scared of Uruks, Oliphants or Wargs.
I'm not scared, of anything!
%Legolas:
The Witch King of Angmar?
%Gimli:
Ach, he fights like my grandma.
%Gimli:
Anything you can do I can do better,
I can do anything better than you
%Legolas:
No you can't!
%Gimli:
Yes I can!
%Legolas:
No you can't!
%Gimli:
Yes I can!
%Legolas:
No you can't!
%Gimli:
Yes I can, Yes I can!
%Gimli:
Any blow you can throw I can go lower,
Below the belt it comes natural to me.
%Legolas:
Hip and Thigh?
%Gimli:
Way too high!
%Legolas:
You’re a nut...
%Gimli:
Bite your butt!
%Legolas:
No you can't!
%Gimli:
Yes I can, Yes I can!
%Gimli:
I can cut a troll up with a single wallop.
%Legolas:
I can kill an Orc with a knife and fork.
I'm much nicer than a dwarf.
%Gimli:
Can your mummy sew?
%Legolas:
Yeah, she crocheted me this bow. Ha!
%Legolas:
Any girl you can woo, I can woo...fonder
Sooner or later I'm blonder than you
%Gimli:
You're a dear!
%Legolas:
Yes I am!
%Gimli:
Pointy eared!
%Legolas:
Yes I am!
%Gimli:
Are you queer?
%Legolas:
Yes I am! Yes I...
...What was that third thing?
%Gimli:
Any hair you can grow I can grow triple
Kneecap to nipple, I'm hairier than you
%Legolas:
Oh, Yes you are!
%Gimli:
Yes I am!
%Legolas:
Have a trim!
%Gimli:
Grow a beard!
%Legolas:
Get a shave!
%Gimli:
Least I can, Least I can!
%Legolas:
I can shoot a sparrow, with a bow and arrow.
%Gimli:
I can make it splatter, and a good deal flatter.
I can beat up anything!
%Legolas:
Can you beat up Sauron?
%Gimli:
Ach, don't be a moron
%Both:
Anything you can do I can do better
I can do anything better than you
Yes I can!
Yes I can!
Yes I caaaaan!
[HASH]parody [HASH]LOTR
09_LegolasGimliSong.abc (18.89 KB)