Simply Irresistible - Robert Palmer
Aug 18, 2019 19:37:54 GMT 10
Post by luincaran on Aug 18, 2019 19:37:54 GMT 10
Simply Irresistible - Robert Palmer v3
10 parts, (4:13)
10 parts, (4:13)
Positioning: clarinet 1 in front at least
Re-written lyrics, the song becomes "Simply Indigestible":
Her pies were so desirable
My hunger was insatiable, yeah, yeah
That kind of flavour mythical
They were anything but typical
Holly's food I'd endorse,
For any meal of course
Till an off batch of berries
Made my meal reverse
Holly's pies tasted good to me,
But now I find them
Simply indigestible
Simply indigestible
Her cooking was so wonderful, huh!
The scent was irresistible, woah-oh
The flavour was delectible
So eatting's unavoidable
She made tart, cake, and scone,
Even tasty rations,
Divine apple sauce,
And roast pork of course
Holly's pies tasted good to me,
But now I find them
Simply indigestible
Simply indigestible
Simply indigestible
(pies so foul, she's now tellin' us "get the pies back")
Simply indigestible
(pies so foul, "they've been sent all over The Shire")
Pain's unavoidable, I'm curled up on the floor
My tummy's cramping like it's never cramped before
My taste-buds up and left, they even slammed the door
Holly's pies tasted good to me, but now I find them
Simply indigestible
(taste so foul, they've put me off eating pies again)
Simply indigestible
(taste so foul, what is a poor hobbit to do?)
Her methods inexcusable
Those berries were unusable,
Eww-eww-eww-eww-eww-eww-eww
It is always advisible, yeah
Test ingredients are edible
Holly's food I'd endorse,
For any meal of course
Till an off batch of berries
Made my meal reverse
Holly's pies tasted good to me,
But now I find them
Simply indigestible
taste so foul, they've put me off eating pies again
(Simply indigestible)
taste so foul, what is a poor hobbit to do?
(Simply indigestible)
taste so foul, they've put me off eating pies again
(Simply indigestible)
taste so foul, what is a poor hobbit to do?
Simply indigestible
Her pies were so desirable
My hunger was insatiable, yeah, yeah
That kind of flavour mythical
They were anything but typical
Holly's food I'd endorse,
For any meal of course
Till an off batch of berries
Made my meal reverse
Holly's pies tasted good to me,
But now I find them
Simply indigestible
Simply indigestible
Her cooking was so wonderful, huh!
The scent was irresistible, woah-oh
The flavour was delectible
So eatting's unavoidable
She made tart, cake, and scone,
Even tasty rations,
Divine apple sauce,
And roast pork of course
Holly's pies tasted good to me,
But now I find them
Simply indigestible
Simply indigestible
Simply indigestible
(pies so foul, she's now tellin' us "get the pies back")
Simply indigestible
(pies so foul, "they've been sent all over The Shire")
Pain's unavoidable, I'm curled up on the floor
My tummy's cramping like it's never cramped before
My taste-buds up and left, they even slammed the door
Holly's pies tasted good to me, but now I find them
Simply indigestible
(taste so foul, they've put me off eating pies again)
Simply indigestible
(taste so foul, what is a poor hobbit to do?)
Her methods inexcusable
Those berries were unusable,
Eww-eww-eww-eww-eww-eww-eww
It is always advisible, yeah
Test ingredients are edible
Holly's food I'd endorse,
For any meal of course
Till an off batch of berries
Made my meal reverse
Holly's pies tasted good to me,
But now I find them
Simply indigestible
taste so foul, they've put me off eating pies again
(Simply indigestible)
taste so foul, what is a poor hobbit to do?
(Simply indigestible)
taste so foul, they've put me off eating pies again
(Simply indigestible)
taste so foul, what is a poor hobbit to do?
Simply indigestible