I Don't Know What Christmas Is - Guardians Of The Galaxy
Nov 19, 2023 8:16:50 GMT 10
Post by Lasswen on Nov 19, 2023 8:16:50 GMT 10
I Don't Know What Christmas Is, But Christmastime Is Here - James Gunn / Stewart Ransom Miller, Guardians Of The Galaxy Holiday Special
9 parts, (3:01)
Lyrics
The children of Eru who woke with the sun
Have a special celebration
And it sounds quite fun
A jolly old fellow brings toys to everyone
On a holiday they call Yulefest
Now I'm not gonna lie
It makes no sense to me
But here's what some men told me
About this Yulefest mystery
Santa is a furry freak
With epic super powers
He flies to every mankind home
In under fourteen hours
He's a master burglar
A pro at picking locks
If you don't leave milk and cookies out
He will put dung in your socks
If you act nicely through the night
And don't jump on your bed
Santa comes with sugar plums
And hurls them at your head
But if you're on his naughty list
He shoots missiles at your toes
He might just roast your chestnuts
With his powerful flame arrows
Rein, rein, rein, rein, rein
Deer, deer, deer, deer, deer
I don't know what Yulefest is
But Yulefest time is here
He's compelled some creepy elves
To do his every wish
One sought to be a dentist
Now he's sleeping with the fish
Mrs. Claus, she works the pole
Plans her man's demise
Soon the elves will all rise up
And stab out Santa's eyes
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
Mankind is so weird
I don't know what Yulefest is
But Yulefest time is here
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
Mankind is so weird
I don't know what Yulefest is
But Yulefest time is here
What the heck's a turtle dove
And who lit up that deer?
I don't know what Yulefest is
But Yulefest time is here
I don't know what Yulefest is
But Yulefest time is here
Or maybe it's there
/point
Or it's somewhere
/look
I don't know
/shrug
[hash]Yule [hash]Xmas [hash]Christmas [hash]movie [hash]tv
09_IDontKnowWhatChristmasIs.abc (129.4 KB)
9 parts, (3:01)
Lyrics
The children of Eru who woke with the sun
Have a special celebration
And it sounds quite fun
A jolly old fellow brings toys to everyone
On a holiday they call Yulefest
Now I'm not gonna lie
It makes no sense to me
But here's what some men told me
About this Yulefest mystery
Santa is a furry freak
With epic super powers
He flies to every mankind home
In under fourteen hours
He's a master burglar
A pro at picking locks
If you don't leave milk and cookies out
He will put dung in your socks
If you act nicely through the night
And don't jump on your bed
Santa comes with sugar plums
And hurls them at your head
But if you're on his naughty list
He shoots missiles at your toes
He might just roast your chestnuts
With his powerful flame arrows
Rein, rein, rein, rein, rein
Deer, deer, deer, deer, deer
I don't know what Yulefest is
But Yulefest time is here
He's compelled some creepy elves
To do his every wish
One sought to be a dentist
Now he's sleeping with the fish
Mrs. Claus, she works the pole
Plans her man's demise
Soon the elves will all rise up
And stab out Santa's eyes
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
Mankind is so weird
I don't know what Yulefest is
But Yulefest time is here
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
Mankind is so weird
I don't know what Yulefest is
But Yulefest time is here
What the heck's a turtle dove
And who lit up that deer?
I don't know what Yulefest is
But Yulefest time is here
I don't know what Yulefest is
But Yulefest time is here
Or maybe it's there
/point
Or it's somewhere
/look
I don't know
/shrug
[hash]Yule [hash]Xmas [hash]Christmas [hash]movie [hash]tv
09_IDontKnowWhatChristmasIs.abc (129.4 KB)